The beginning of a new life.

Let us begin with the adventures of Exuperancio. Exuperancio in their quest to discover the world was about to leave that place which is between Madrid and Barcelona or for those looking to get dollars to what is still the Pyrenees and then France.
For this beautiful day left his home with a wheeled suitcase more or less in size, so it weighed too much or more, and there came the first problem, and I left for good, he had sold his house 300 m² for 10,000 € (I mentioned earlier that their education was no more than primary), they had to choose between clothes, gadgets 'escalation' (a peak with a string of these to tie the dog), and hair dryer (if you had long hair in castaway plan), his basketball Nikos (PS: these names are made for potential claims of the producers of the movie Castaway and Nike brand) ©, or a plug to keep pushingthe aftermath of the death of their parents (if you read this introduction to be gracious thing), and this could only choose three.
Well, because of their high intelligence elected and non-climbing equipment, cap, and basketball, the clothes are the gift you bought the house and rip her hair dryer the power cord and throw ( the dryer to make it clear), and added it to the cable climbing equipment. And finally, Exuperancio began his march towards the Pyrenees on foot, crossed meadows, lakes, crossed rivers, etc. 5 meters after leaving his house shot the owner of the map of France which contained the above-named after stepping on, slide and given a wafer in which possibly lost more than half of the little dignity she had left, and then began walk, and now if it seriously and came to the general highway was going to Barcelona and then set about making auto-stop, at 3 hours of starting to do (and did not lift a finger but dropped to the ground to give more penalty), stop a truck, inside was a curly-haired man, covered with tattoos, with a considerable belly, with a Catalan accent and redneck FC Barcelona to the utmost, was Messi's name tattooed on one arm and the other put Pep te quiero mucho, named Raul.
Exuperancio asked if it could lead to Barcelona and Raul nodded, but said that when they arrived he had to do a favor, without thinking Exuperancio got into the truck and headed for Barcelona. The truck was engaging in some conversations with the trucker, who by the way to his tough-guy appearance, was a wise and tender, they talked of many things, such as Raúl's wife, Nikki called and could only see once a week due to work, but as he said it did not matter that nobody gave him a full week of efforts camíferos (defined at the end of this part in the lower left). And they kept talking about various things until they came to Barcelona and went to the port, then they got the 2 in the port where there was almost no one and said "Well I told Raul, now please you promised - Raul took his hand the button of his jeans with stretched super, unbuttoned it under the rack and scratched ... it stung eggs, while I was telling him to take the shovel Exuperancio to empty the container of the truck, and of course, the truck was transporting manure, Raul went to sleep while Exuperancio stuck until the morning emptying the truck, and when finally completed, it shot to the harbor water for washing, without having read the poster that was careful with the seagulls, immediately followed by a wave gulls mistook him for a fish, and escaped by a miracle that the truck driver was awake and hit a shot into the air and all the gulls out of wings.
Exuperancio head was bleeding, but cheating was a small scratch that did not even need points. After the 'wash', I now Exuperancio transport to take him to the Pyrenees, and found, in these times call him train, he said it was moving the car running that long, sat in his seat and as Nikos bored took his ball and you paint a face, and then began to play in the middle of the train was believing that at least Pau Gasol, so from there I travel in the carriage of goods with pigs, so made friends with them and spoke with Nikos in his state of madness. And finally, reached the Pyrenees, came out of the pen in which he traveled, he took leave of his friends Pigs, and got the car with an air of stoned tourists full of shit, everyone stared in disgust andMy God people in this world! For with the same and no very dirty, clean the left for the Pyrenees to breed and get to France, and this is just the first part of the adventures of Exuperancio.
Dictionary of new words:
Camíferos: Applies to all that is related to or made the bed or the like.