Some very curious Pyrenees.

Well here's the second part of "The Adventures of Exuperancio" as they say ... the sequels are never good and I want to convey to the operator of the target phrase where you fit, get to work and stop that calved ¬ ¬.
Then we Exuperancio by the arrival of the Pyrenees with an air of stoned tourists full of shit. As the man took these great mountains due north of Spain, with its large team of climbing and no food (yes, his intelligence was not able to tell that the Pyrenees do not cross in 5 minutes and less than a foot).
Then came the first mountain that was found to France and began to raise it by a path (instead of watching the road passing between the 2 mountains a few meters), for the very killing started going down the path little calm, humming songs, until they got tired of humming and began to sing great songs like "You name a thousand the virile member" of Leonardo Dantes or "Pluma Pluma Gay" Los Morancos, not realizing that happened to pass by a campsite , which in turn, was full of children (it is worth mentioning that these children were upset all his life because of the content of the songs and saw that every night full of feathers Exuperancio teaching your equipment).But he kept happy and content to the top of that mountain of 2,000 meters, and when they were 1000, I was very tired (so far had not mentioned that his fitness was lousy or nonexistent, because the only sport that was practiced sillonball), so he shot at the ground to rest, and it happened that a girl walking by with the sort of rambling.
As the girl looked at him and asked if something had happened, he said this I'm old-Puf for these things and I can, I'm more finished Ronaldinho when he discovered the term party-(In case you did not remember, Exuperancio was 24 years old). She helped him up and said "Get me to the top that you'll not get tired. The girl was a little taller than he was 20, good looking and nice appearance. Gonorrhea was called.Then followed the path, meanwhile Gonorrhea asked if he was the best of your fatigue, then Exuperancio to become the man said he now felt good (to make the male), but he did not know she had psychological skills and deep down I knew he was dying of exhaustion, but he liked to see men suffer in silence, so she kept entertained while they climbed, until they came up, he had to keep heading to France as she returned to Spain, so he fired and she left when she saw Exuperancio Gonorrhea was lost in the hearing, fatigue floor shooting and shooting to sleep (it is noted that for many people passed that peak), when waking up, looked around and saw only his' kit'climbing and Nikos (the portfolio was stolen because I had saved in his underpants, if not lose money from the big sale of your house) with his face looking happy as always, night had fallen.
But Exuperancio continued down the mountain to reach the mountain that he had to get to France, so I came down and slept under a tree (to everyone's surprise, hidden so you will not steal their 'kit' or Nikos). When morning came, he went to pick up and nearly lost the vocal cords of the cry that hit, because of soreness that I had to walk the previous day as a great sufferer but he wanted to get to France, so beginning the ascent to that mountain of 3000 meters, so he started at the bottom, up to 1000 meters and now came some Himalayan style, it was time, it could release his 'kit' of climbing, so he grabbed the rope to walk the dog , tied to peak and shot up the peak.Due to the gravity and the large peak Exuperancio calculations returned to its owner and gave him with the handle in the head making a small cut on his forehead, I am like a ray of Harry Potter, but ... yes way , was shaped reproductive motion, exactly how the shield had a Renault. At the 2 nd attempt locked peak at a rock a few feet above, and then grab either the cable and began to pull (for fans of Nikos took him back locked in the clothes, do not worry) and then the elastic cord started to throw up and down, then with a flick of the wrist took the lead from the dryer and threw it to another rock, then it stopped, and Exuperancio talegazo not to stick a shot dryer cord (the poor RIP) that the mountain fell down, lost and shattered, now was the time, Exuperancio had to use all his skill (what little he had) to climb to the top then a bad hop, but grab cash off the stone, clay with his arms and had finally climbed that wall, his airs of greatness were noted, it was all private (had advanced only 10 m vertically), then looked around after picking up his 'kit' and saw aroad.
Was not aware of that mountain road and had had regular service buses to France, but he continued not to surrender the road walking, food-stop, it was starving the poor one, and was fortunate find a transport truck of canned food, the truck stopped and the driver gave him about 3 cans of sardines, 2 and 1 tuna Mediterranean salad for 15 €, Exuperancio to reserve food in case you encounter a setback, it ate at less than 5 minutes was so hungry. Then he walked until he reached the border (finally!), Came to control cansadísimo willing to give the DNI and stuff to let him pass, but then the police said (to see their pints) has been chosen chance to make it a drug control, come with me, I do not do as he did without saying that drug control. And finally, came to France cowboy walking through that road.
Questionable words dictionarySillonball: Leverage in a chair and get to watch TV.Food-Stop: Applies to act to stop cars but with the intention of asking the occupants food instead of asking transport.